I hate that I am here writing this today, but it's my job to inform you of all things food news, so here I am. I'll just say it quick so you have ample time to really take it all in: kiwi pizza exists. A moment of silence, please.
Honestly, I'm sorry, but if I had to see this, so do you! A photo of this pizza was tweeted out this past weekend and caused a social media stir. It looks like a plain cheese pie besides the sliced kiwi on top, although I'm not sure if additional toppings would make this better or worse.
Not to further divide us during this trying time, but I have to admit right now that I like pineapple on pizza. I love a savory-sweet flavor combo, so I'll enjoy a Hawaiian slice here and there. However, this kiwi pizza is chaotic. The kiwis themselves look unwell, which makes me think they were probably thrown into the oven with the rest of the toppings.
I would think if kiwis on a pizza were necessary at all, adding them on top of the already melty cheese would be the way to do it so the kiwi could keep its intended texture. The fruit in the photo is not its usual luscious bright green color; instead, it's a sad, almost beige-toned green. I can already tell from the photo that the kiwi is particularly mushy and uncharacteristically warm, which is confusing and also frightening.
Twitter seems to think the same, with most people giving this kiwi pizza a stamp of disapproval.
Still, there's a place deep inside of my subconscious that sort of wants to try it to either confirm my suspicions or surprise me by its potential (unlikely) deliciousness? Don't knock it 'til you try it, right?!
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January 16, 2020 at 04:24AM
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